Most people would rather die than think, and most people do.
- Bertrand Russell

Reinforced delusion

thenorthedge's picture

This one is too funny:

Honey leaves travelers stuck at airport for hours

Not because of the flap over the honey (though c'mon, really? He told you what it was) but that the airport screeners got so worked up they made themselves sick, lol, causing the evacuation.

The man whose bag was flagged, told authorities that he had honey packaged in five bottles....The trouble started when two TSA agents were doing a routine swab of the man's bag, which tested positive for a hazardous substance....The agents who discovered the substance opened the bag and both became nauseated....They were transported to the hospital and later released.